RIP MJ

The King of Pop is no more...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_michael_jackson


I was just listening to "Baby Be Mine" in the car a few minutes ago, didn't even know. I'm not afraid to admit "Thriller" is one of the best albums of all time... There , I said it.

Well...it was a good album but boy was he a weird one...

MJ hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin's last visit.

Oh...dear...god....

If you look past the "questionable" things he did, he was still an amazing performer, and one of the better singers of his generation.

RIP MJ, RIP

Personally, I'm tired of hearing about it here In Australia. & on that note I personally don't really care...

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When Farrah Facett died God granted her one wish. She wished that all children on Earth be safe; Michael Jackson dies of a heart attack.

The papers are wrong. MJ didn't die of a heart attack, he died of food poisoning. He ate 12 year old Sausage.

Again the papers are wrong. Michael didn't die of a heart attack, he was watching Sesame Street and had a stroke

What's the difference MJ and Disney films? Disney films will continue to touch children

The nurses in hospital don't know what to do with MJ's body. Their plastic recycle isn't picked up til Tuesday.

The Jackson Five are offering a 20% discount on their reunion tour.

To be fair...the other one I posted was a quote too.

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I heard MJ managed to crawl into the children's ward where he had a few strokes just before he died.

Gah STOP IT!!! My stomach hurts....ow....

Screw MJ. That thing was a freak of nature.

I'm still bummed about Farrah.

Since Billy Mays has also met with an untimely demise, this can be the only possible reason behind it:

HatethatguytooWOW

Awwww...what? Everyone loves Vince!!!

SheWolf wrote:

:poser1:Awwww...what? Everyone loves Vince!!!

Including the hookers............




"ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust


TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl


MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

Oh my.... She'd better be a good lay for $1000....

SheWolf wrote:

Oh my.... She'd better be a good lay for $1000....

Well, at least there won't be any fights about who gets the wet spot...

Just think of all the farkles you could buy with that $1000 instead of spending it on some... some... uckkkk!

Chrispy1200 wrote:

SheWolf wrote:

:poser1:Awwww...what? Everyone loves Vince!!!

Including the hookers............




"ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust


TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl


MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

It's all lies I was framed!

Including the stitches in your tongue?

SheWolf wrote:

Including the stitches in your tongue?

You just don't think like a guy.

Guy thought: "Thank God it was my tongue!"

Well, I think that would be better than a case of 3rd degree zipper burn....