Arrrrrrghhhhhh !!!!

A damn bee stung me twice today on my ride home from work.

Stung me right on my left moob too!!!!!!!!!

Bet I looked funny beating the shit out of my chest with my right hand as I'm riding down the road at about 45 mph.

BOO-BEEE !!!!!!

See, that's what you get for riding without a shirt on...

I've taken some pretty big bugs to the neck, but luckily never got a bee in my jacket. I also had a mosquito or something inside my helmet the other day. I quickly threw open the visor and got it out, but felt creepy crawly for the rest of the day, like there was something crawling in my hair.

Had I been shirtless I probably would not have been stung.

Dude, if you're gonna rub honey on your nipples you have to remember to wash it off.

gatorfan wrote:

Dude, if you're gonna rub honey on your nipples you have to remember to wash it off.

Hahaha that is funny.

gatorfan wrote:

Dude, if you're gonna rub honey on your nipples you have to remember to wash it off.

That wasn't honey.....

yep, the perils of the road.

earlier this year, whatever kind of bee can sting multiple times hit me in the chest. had my jacket partly unzipped over a wifebeater. immediately got stung -- and as I reacted it got wind-blasted into my left armpit. Stung once again, I started flapping my left arm like a duck wing and I could still feel something moving around in there. managed to deliver another sting by the time I got stopped to mash the heck out of the area with my throttle hand.

when I got home I figured when I took off my jacket that a dead body would fall right out, or be plastered to fabric. but the little bugger flew right out, ready to do more battle, no doubt!

got stung once just below the left eye another time and it swelled up bigtime -- and if it weren't for the shades, might have been worse -- might have hit me in the eye...