OMFG What The Hell?!!

Go ahead admit it...tell what you did, where you went & what you were wearing.....first the color of your helmet.
Did you get dirty....? Please say YES

Of course I got muddy! I had to wear my enduro jacket, but I wear that anyway when I'm hitting the pavement. The ppl at the grocery store were all when I walked in dressed in full MX gear to buy a new pair of gel insoles for my boots.

If only you knew what a pair of good gel soles can do for an old man.
But what about the color of the helmet?

Dark brown with streaks of grass and the odd oversized pebble.

YES! yes indeed, you're a very warm & wonder person.....
do you know how to use whips?.....

*brings out the chains* It's all I've got.

chains are good, are they bolted to something?

My bed...?

was hoping between four trees

Wow, this is a steamy thread. And I'm not referring to like the title would suggest. I just want to mention that I have never heard Colorado called a "wasteland" before. Now, I got to take a cold shower.

Where's Fish with his rod when you need him?!!

are we going to require more chains....?

I have very silky rope...

Scandalous ! Absolutely scandalous ! (Ahem... Doesn't this belong in the 'Rider's behind the bikes' thread ?)

Whips mandatory... Well oiled chains optional.

I ride a bike, not a bovine. I have a table full of pieces I can use from my rides; rock, wood, mud, grass, sap, leaves. Therefore, chains trump whips. I'll raise you a wood.

If it continues, we'll need a PORN section for this thread.

we don't need no stinkin porn...just send me a certain someone's seat r or x, it will fit.
will send it back w/ a Florida Sun Burn....... like this rhythm...?

Is that what you Floridians call it? We call it skid marks here.

sorry we call skid marks "drain stains"

Ah yes, the tighty whitie drain stain. Cheap crack wax with duct tape, anyone?

I went to the forum looking to provide and obtain feedback...

...walked away with true confessions of the poor, muddy, beat up and perverted.

It's nice to find a place that feels like home.

Maybe we need a WRR forum version of "Burning Man".

YES, now you got it.......see how pleasures span distance & time

Well hell...if you're not rude, crude and demented in some way, shape, or form, you're not normal. Or you lead a very boring life.