Had more bikes or more women?

I've owned 35 different bikes. the first one when I was 10. Bought, sold and traded all the time. The fun never ended.
Women, well, the numbers fall 2 shy of my bike count. It's all good as long as you have something exciting between your legs.

Wow, I'm humbled, only 32 bikes, but only 12 women (yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking with it.)

For me, the equation is pretty simple.... more time with women = less money for toys.

What exactly do you mean by "had"???

Now the question is " How many at the same time?"

I had 10 bikes at one time. And we ain't going there on the other "had" at the same time.

I've been had by two women in my life. Two years with the first one and twenty nine years now I've been with the second one ... fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. ... there won't be a third time ... Oh, I've owned three motorcycles so far. Ya, you read that right, so far. I need a motorcycle to ride now. It'll be my fourth. Near thirty years without one is to long. I'd say I would have been better off keeping the motorcycles around instead of the women folk. Call me cynical, well maybe.

Lost track of both numbers...

Currently there are eight in the garage and one in the bed.

I'll let the reader figure out which ones are where. :)

Well,got 12 in the barn now. have had all types from h-d,indian,the big 4,bsa,royal enfield. Women,Mom said dont kiss and tell.

Midnite171 wrote:

What exactly do you mean by "had"???

Kinda what I was wondering.

Talking relationship?? or one nighters??