Fortune Cookie - what's yours say?

"A woman's thinking is quicker than her action."

"If it's got tits or tires, you're going to have trouble with it."

Jäger wrote:

"If it's got tits or tires, you're going to have trouble with it."

Was that REALLY in a fortune cookie you got????? Honest?

No. It came from my Grandfather, who I never heard swear even once in his life.

But... he was talking about the cows and the equipment on the family ranch - and maybe this one crazy mare we had who was about as trustworthy as a psychopath with a chainsaw.

What were you thinking of?

Mine actually was a fortune from a fortune cookie I got with our take-out Chinese food last night.

But I doubt any Chinese places around where I live would ever have random fortune cookies that had the word "tit" or "tits" in them.

Just wondering if you have a more "adult" oriented Chinese food place in Montana.

There is no decent eastern food in Montana. At least, not in this part.

Or at least, not for anyone who was posted for years to Vancouver, and had Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and East Indian immigrant partners over the years who guided my epicurean wanderings.

If there's decent eastern food to be found around here, its because I made it in my kitchen.

Do you wok?

"One extends one's limits only by exceeding them."

"You just ate cat meat".

Pokey wrote:

"You just ate cat meat".

Don't quit your day job.

"You will be rewarded very shortly"

Read less, ride more

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket"......don't sound Chinese ta me...but good advice

motokid wrote:

Pokey wrote:

"You just ate cat meat".

Don't quit your day job.

I work more in the evenings.......