Why Am I just Reading About this NOW?????????

With only 12 days left in the month including today.....

click me please

it looks like you've been busy doing the wrong kind of painting.

SOMEBODY has obviously had a hand in keeping this under cover...
I guess now that it is out in the open we can say, " Come one come all let us celebrate with great joy and vibration."
... er, um ya ... no secret hand shake for this forum ...

Share the love...and the lube.

not to be confused with Yamalube.

You'd be surprised what rednecks use in a pinch.

for me every month is masturbation month

Hmmm...I have a jar of Vaseline with some sand in it with your name on it.

sandy vaseline? that will give me a new meaning to the phrase "raw dogging"

We need a designated month for this ?

What am I to do next month ?

I think June is national Internet porn month
It's pretty similar to may

Hell we have the world's best vibrators. Just get on it and ride whenever you can.

Ahh now i understand . A friend of mine told me that he had this strange dream. He dreamd that he was doing wall papers. He woke up with a paint brush in his hand and glue on his stomach.

Could always just let the dog in to clean that up....

SheWolf wrote:

Hell we have the world's best vibrators. Just get on it and ride whenever you can.

It's not the same. no matter how many whoops I bang, and in spite of the tight fit, I always get gas on myself when I take the cap off.

You're gripping it too tight.

SheWolf wrote:

Could always just let the dog in to clean that up....

As a dog lover.......

I have 3...and I'm sure if given the chance (which none ever do) any one of them at any given time would get right in there. filty creatures...just make sure they don't come up and give you that big ol' doggy kiss afterwards.

My dog will eat her own shit if given the chance...but that doesn't mean I give her the chance.

Just sayin....

:TTSB:

trav72 wrote:

:TTSB:

If you can do that on your own you might have a career opportunity just waiting to be exploited.

I couldn't find the "Your dog sucks balls" smilie so I went with that one. Don't be jealous.

My dog doesn't have balls.....

Wow...that's flexible.